As many of you know, The house of Samuel Alito was seen flying the flag in a manner that indicates strong support for the Coup attempt on Jan 6th. You know, stop the steal and all. But it turns out that the very honorable Judge Alito had nothing to do with that. According to Alito it was all his wife’s fault:
"I had no involvement whatsoever in the flying of the flag," Justice Alito told the Times in an email. "It was briefly placed by Mrs. Alito in response to a neighbor's use of objectionable and personally insulting language on yard signs."
Mr Alito didn’t add to his bullshit, but somehow managed to miss the flag for a few days presumably because his head is so far up his ass. But, this isn’t the first time his scheming wife has gone and made him look like he isn’t entirely ethical.
In the past, she managed to enter into an agreement with Citizen Energy III for revenue generated from oil and gas obtained from a plot of land she inherited from her family, That lease was valued between 100k and 250K and will pay 3/16ths of all money generated from oil and gas sales by Citizen Energy. No word whether this agreement was based on the 3/5th compromise.
This of course in NO WAY influenced Alito’s rulings, gutting environmental protections. He made those ruling not because of money, like you liberals claim, but because he is a colossal prick. I know this for a fact, because otherwise we’d have a real crisis of ethics on the court and that is sacred institution beyond reproach! Anyone, and I mean anyone bringing this up is doing real damage to our beloved court and must stop before people become disillusioned.
Then of course there is the case of Ginny Thomas, whose firm received, cash payments from Conservatives with Business before the court. Which is totally NOT corruption. She was also deeply involved in the Jan 6th coup attempt, which she absolutely did not mention, even once, to her best, most wholesome friend, in the whole wide world. Which is really lucky because Thomas, continus to rule on matters related to Jan 6th to this day.
So while It might seem that the underhanded spouses of both these honorable men, have indicated strong support for the crime on Jan 6th, and that might point to bias in their decisions, rest assured, this simply isn’t true. There is no need to recuse, It just turns out as a legal matter, everything we heard growing up in America, about about how no one is above the law, was just total Bullshit. Liberal propaganda if you will. As good Strict Constructionists the Supreme Court has turned to the very clear writing’s of George Washington on the matter. Washington as you know ordered his entire cabinet shot, before burying them in a garden on Mount Vernon and writing.
Although the matter was regrettable, The Constitution is clear. based on Article I. Section 8, commonly known as the “You bitches can’t touch me Clause.“ I have total and complete immunity and can do whatever I want.
This letter serves as cornerstone of our Republic, but anyway, I digress. Next there is the case of John Robert’s wife who made over 10 million dollars as a legal consultant because she is a fantastically, talented lawyer. Really a brilliant Woman. And not at all because some of the firms paying her had cases before the Court. Again this isn’t corruption, this is just mean nasty liberals being nasty about a person putting in the hard work making an honest living. Sadly as you know, we have maker’s in this society. and we have takers. And liberals are always going to the takers.
Finally there has been no word, as to who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s gambling debts, or if Neil Gorsuch’s family, enrolled in a Fun Social club called the Proud Boys (okay I made that up), but I’m sure if it comes out, it will have nothing to do with our revered judges and will have everything to do with their dastardly wives. Women who just can’t seem to get the hang of a patriarchal society like they are supposed to.